Date: Monday 9th of June 2003
At: New South Wales/Queensland
Played With: Day off.
Hay guys, how are you? that's good i'm good too today we flew from Sydney to Brisbane. It was alright though I'm disappointed that dan just walked past and said hello anyway I'm disappointed that I didn't get any crayons and a colouring in book I had them and left them on the fold down table type thingy when I went to the toilet and when I came back they were gone!!
So I looked around and there was this little kid sitting in front of me, with crayons and a colouring in book!! it had to be mine not everyone gets one, only special people that's what the flight attendant told me and she wouldn't have lied to me would she? Anyway I started kicking the back of this kids chair as she had my stuff. I wanted it back and the little brat wouldn't do it so I kicked her chair till she cried
I tried to grab the crayons then but the flight attendant parked the drinks trolley in the way so it called for Superhero Zok to appear I crawled across the aisle and did a commando roll past matt, dan and rob had a drink from brad's cup when I crawled past him I then crawled forward two rows so that I was a row in front of the brat. Luckily the seat in front of her was free so when I finally reached it I was able to take a quick nap
When I woke up from my nap and had a quick snack and a drink of milk once I was done I went back into Superhero Zok mode and I waited till the brats parents were occupied and then I growled through the gap between the seats that I was the bogey man and if she didn't give me the stuff I would eat her up when she was sleeping I got no response but the sound of a little girl giggling
So I had to go into attack mode, noticing that the drinks trolley was gone I then snatched back the crayons which I was soon clutching but then she bit me!! the little brat sank her teeth into my arm when I went for the colouring in book I spent the rest of the flight in the back of the plane hiding from the brat.., I'm not some thing she can take unprovoked bites from.
I better go rest my arm now before I get tetanus or gangrene or some shit like that